may your feet always find wet surfaces

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
stroyent
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What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

stroyent
the-stray-liger

Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

the-stray-liger

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

the-stray-liger

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Joke's on you all my posts are flops. You'll never get me

the-stray-liger

Uh oh.

the-stray-liger

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your brain is filled with eyes op

spaghetti-trek

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

cok
yellowpoet
hickeyking

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

lowresolutioncryptid

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

hickeyking

absolutely fucking not.

repair-bear

I still use "heck" depending on the context. "Heckin cute" just sounds more wholesome than "Fucking cute". It's all in the tone.

curiositykilledthehermit

Also it's sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says "You've been Danged to Heck" and laugh about it.

orc-apologist

You're all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

allegedly-human

"No guys don't worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers " SHUT the fuck up please